Jim Carrey Eats My Shorts
ABC, CBS, NBC, FOX, A & E, CNN, PBS rocks! Internet, start me up, turn me on, buy more stuff, plug me in, drain my brain, I can't get enough. Chekov, Sulu, Kirk and Spock Star Trek's on around the clock Monty Python's too intense give me Desert Storm's green tents It's on TV, it must be true cathode rays are good for you Just three bucks on a hun spending money's lots of fun Mind control, LSD frozen food tastes good to me Bart Simpson didn't do it no-one saw him, you can't prove it Don't read, don't think smoke a joint and have a drink. Kennedy, Vietnam, Jungle Book, Disneyland Sanitize, plagiarize, hypnotize, close your eyes Close your mind, learn to hate, KKK, it's too late Jesse Jackson, Pat Buchanan, David Duke will rule! Stay in school, kiss my ass, shut your face, SPACE RACE Neil Armstrong, Challenger, Sally Ride, RAWHIDE Wyatt Earpe, hang 'em high, John Wayne will never die HIV, crack cocaine, heroin, Kurt Cobain Top 40, MTV, k.d. lang's too hip for me Salt 'n' Pepa show their thighs, Frank Sinatra's old blue eyes Mel Gibson, O.J. Simpson; that's entertainment. Exxon Valdez, Persian Gulf, save the trees Bill Clinton, Jean Chrétien Stockwell Day, septic tank Rush Limbaugh, Jane Fonda Hugh Hefner, tits 'n' ass Playboy centerfold Mike Tyson, too much class... Jurassic park merchandise any colour, any size Buy your piece of Berlin Wall All for one, one for all Put another burger on waiting for the atom bomb lebensraum, suburbia urban planing mania maniacs, murderers serial non sequiturs In Excelsis Deo, Day-O Skyscraper, bank machine, stockbroker, M-16 post-modern, post-mortem, post office blown away vivisection, police protection, new direction, make 'em pay Hiroshima, lung disease, bodies in the deep freeze Genghis Khan, Wrath of Khan, Patrick Stewart turns me on Tea, Earl Grey, hot. Big priest, little boy: it's all just a commie ploy God is dead, Nietzche said Nietzche's dead, said God Shepherd's rod, fires of hell all is well that ends well Jesus Christ crucified David Koresh deified Blow my mind Rock my world Jim Carrey eats my shorts |
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